Thursday, May 19, 2011
Obituary
Snorlax: Oct. 21, 1988 - May 9, 2011
We have lost a good friend recently to a Succubus. Losing someone to a Succubus is never easy and these last few weeks have been hard on everyone. His friends supported his struggle against the young and persistent vag, but the resistance was futile and the Succubus overcame, leaving only a void that is yet to be filled. When he was still with us we had the best of times. Now that he is gone we will miss his relentless studying, secretive Gossip Girls viewings, unrivaled indecisiveness and his plethora of frozen foods. We will remember the joy the White Fox brought to us and not the gut wrenching pain he put us through his last few weeks here. In remembrance of a scholar, surfer, aspiring screenwriter, rager, freshman poacher, snorlax, a blonde, and more recently a young man who is a whipped disappointment, we will be holding a service to celebrate his life. As is tradition we will attempt to revive the lifeless corpse one last time before saying our final farewells. The service will be held on Thursday May 26th at 10:00pm in his former residence.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
White Girl Problems
I hate throwing up, but sometimes I'm happy 'cause I don't need the cals. It's a happy/sad thing.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
The Messiah
When the Messiah comes, it will come in many forms. The prediction of its forthcoming is the final quarter. It is believed that the Messiah can cure all ailments, including the pervasive winter quarter blues. Expect an arrival on the Sabbath after a ceremonial cleansing.
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