White Girl Problems

I hate throwing up, but sometimes I'm happy 'cause I don't need the cals. It's a happy/sad thing.

Back in the desert

Where is the rat?

Parallel Evolution

Did Blastoid experience a similar creature?

It must be March Madness

With all the buzzer beaters.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Do squirrels eat leprechauns?

The Final Countdown

3 Days left. Someone wake the Snorlax!

Day Light Savings

One less hour to seal the deal

Don't Wake the Snorlax

Unless you can handle the hyper-beam

I Don't Get It

Flying squirrels drop nuts on your face at any chance they get.

Welcome to Slug Life

Enter at your own peril.

The Messiah

When the Messiah comes, it will come in many forms. The prediction of its forthcoming is the final quarter. It is believed that the Messiah can cure all ailments, including the pervasive winter quarter blues. Expect an arrival on the Sabbath after a ceremonial cleansing.